WASM might replace processes, but the idea that people will take the stuff they can't manage to put in a native process, and somehow manage to cram it into WASM... ridiculous.

There's not even a single argument in there to support the clickbait title. We have containers, but "containers are annoying". WASM won't be annoying? Pray tell, how do you surmise that?

Docker too complicated? Build times too long? You believe WASM tools will be simpler and faster... why?