> The LAPD is not expected to like the existence of “Fuck the LAPD” merchandise. But their sole remedy is to not do things that result in people wanting to buy and wear “Fuck the LAPD” merchandise. I understand that would be a difficult task. But I promise you that it would still be easier than trying to get a court to rule that “Fuck the LAPD” shirts violate the LAPDF’s intellectual property rights.

Perfection.

This is up there with the response from Arkell vs Pressdram [1] …

[1] https://news.lettersofnote.com/p/arkell-v-pressdram

That was beutiful thank you

> But you obviously do not have any such claim — or anything that is in the same time zone as such a claim.

I prefer the term “anything within ICBM range” as shorthand for “not even on this f*king planet, ya douches”.