Some genius at one place I worked decided to call our new SIEM offering 'INASS'. They were completely serious. Company head didn't see anything wrong with it, so for a few months we were offering INASS as a service. Can't remember what it stood for now, but luckily one of my higher-ups got them to change it to something more reasonable.
Yeah, I had to leave a few meetings to 'get a drink of water' when we were discussing this. I wasn't the only person in the room who did. We got a lot of odd looks from seniors in that meeting. Perhaps it's only a millennial thing to find SIEM INASS funny?
