No goatse, either :(

I just imagined the goatse guy aging 20 years. How would he hold his crap? Would he ever live that long? Questions for the 40 year olds.

Work: Thinkpad P72, 128GB RAM, Fedora

Personal#1: Lenovo Slim 7i 16", Win10

Personal#2: MBP 17", 2.3Ghz i7, early 2011, High Sierra :-)

This reminded me of the series Toast of London[0] wherein the main character, Steven Toast, does voice-over gigs on the side[1]

[0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_of_London

[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhTtDwUSb6A&t=141s

We are legion...

I still own 'sys' and 'wheel' at one of the big ISPs in the US. I used to get a lot of syslog-type messages back in the day.

>> * know how to calculate your contract rate if you're doing contract work.

If you have to wade through traffic to get to your place of work, figure that time into your rate.