Just use bigquery. The last thing I want these days is to manage a cluster. Next to last thing I want is to worry about the zillion tuneables on hadoop/spark.
Even sidestepping the 46% less "For Whom" :
Qwerty/dvorak/whatever .. No one is really worried about cranking out Words per minute anymore.
Nor is it going to significantly change RSI injuries where one wasn't already going to happen.
I see PG's resume, but I seriously wonder how many programmers he's interviewed, hired, managed, and fired in the last 5 years. How often has he thought about what to pay his engineers in relation to their output and others in the group. How much experience does he personally have with offshoring?
I bet not that much actually.